Of all the looks having a giant beard gives you access to (sea captain, lumberjack, etc), I think I've only unlocked "disappointed dad."

On not being exploited

On not being exploited

I have educated myself about feminism, patriarchy and gender politics just as you have, and I do not believe that all porn always has a positive effect on humanity, or is always a positive experience for performers. However, I think that just as it is possible for humans to have consensual sexual experiences that are not inherently exploitative, it is possible to record those experiences in a respectful way. Feminist porn is no less impossible than feminist sex, and I think as a political movement we’ve moved on from Dworkin’s idea that “violation is a synonym for intercourse.” Sexuality is personally and socially complex, and so is porn. As feminists, both are possible.

Pandora Blake

The Drone That Killed My Grandson

The Drone That Killed My Grandson

I learned that my 16-year-old grandson, Abdulrahman — a United States citizen — had been killed by an American drone strike from news reports the morning after he died.

The missile killed him, his teenage cousin and at least five other civilians on Oct. 14, 2011, while the boys were eating dinner at an open-air restaurant in southern Yemen.

I visited the site later, once I was able to bear the pain of seeing where he sat in his final moments. Local residents told me his body was blown to pieces. They showed me the grave where they buried his remains. I stood over it, asking why my grandchild was dead.

Nasser al-Awlaki writes on his son and grandson’s murders via the government’s targeted-killing program.

DOUBLE BRIDES: A GUIDEBOOK

DOUBLE BRIDES: A GUIDEBOOK

Q: What kind of gift should I start planning for?
A: If the brides aren’t registered just get them any of the following:

Almonds
Bound, starring Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon, but formatted as a tattoo
A knife
A smaller keychain knife
Bottle opener/knife
or a pug (knife)

Cameron Esposito

The important thing to know about lesbians is that dog lesbians like me way better than cat lesbians.

Emmett T.

Emmett T.

I feel like a complete idiot for being surprised by this verdict. I guess I might have seen it coming when the police didn’t even want to arrest a guy who shot a kid. But I’ll never forget today. We still live in a country Emmett Till couldn’t have survived.

What the hell is wrong with us?

Dean Trippe

Dean has a lot of awesome, insightful things to say, and they aren’t always about comics. Sometimes, they are about naming his rad son and the death of Trayvon Martin.

a boy was killed

I’ll apologize up front for the sensational title, but that’s really the only important aspect of this entire debacle.

The months after Trayvon Martin’s death were, at best, frustrating to anyone at all concerned with race politics in America. By the time we got to a verdict, I don’t think anyone on either side was actually surprised. Plenty of us weren’t because we’re used to the world taking a shit on justice. Zimmerman’s (typically white) supporters saw this coming because they’re used to soaking up and supporting race privilege – and that’s how things play out for them.

Some folks are still totally astounded when the racial aspect of this whole story is brought up. There is a question in their minds about what is racism “really” is. A large part of this stems from people who ignore/don’t understand privilege. This is the camp of people that try to claim that their defense of/ambivalence toward Zimmerman has nothing to do with race.

However, there are still people in this country who admit that the Zimmerman trial was racially charged and are glad Zimmerman walked. They believe that the murder of a black teen isn’t something someone should go to jail for. I don’t mean they play into systemic racism and it’s just intrinsic to their belief structure. I mean there are people that will actually admit they believe that Trayvon Martin’s life is simply not worth as much because of the color of his skin. It’s uppercase White Supremacism.

The divide between those camps is stark. And it’s this divide between White Supremacism and white supremacism that makes people think they can say, “Whoa. I’m not racist. Those guys are racist. I just happen to think affirmative action is bullshit and Black History Month is unfair.”

Consider this my official wake up call to white people who make distinctions about “real racism”: you’re almost certainly racist. And you know what? The gradation of racism isn’t important. No one cares if the Klan is more racist than you; it doesn’t make you less racist. Not only that; while people like Klan members present a very real danger to lots of folks, the systemic racism that we white folks are constantly, casually benefitting from is doing far more damage every day to the lives of millions of people of color in America.

Most people aren’t constantly afraid that their son is going to be shot to death by a Klansman.

The very real fear is that their son will get shot to death and then his murderer will go free – both because of the color of their child’s skin.

That’s what racism does to people’s lives. Pretending that it isn’t going on or that you aren’t benefiting from it? Yes, that makes you racist.

To any Zimmerman supporters that are still telling themselves and anyone who will listen that it’s not about race, it’s just about the facts – fine. Let’s pretend you’re colorblind for a second and see how truly fucked up you are inside.

An unarmed 17-year old boy was shot and killed at close range by a 28-year old man.

Even if there was a serious scuffle, there was never any clear and present danger to Zimmerman’s life.

He didn’t make a mistake. It wasn’t an accident.

He shot a boy in the chest from a few inches away. And then he went to trial. And then he walked.

A boy was killed and his murderer went free.

Shame on anyone who calls that justice.